Civilization marches boldly forward....

[Sharon Knettell]

Originally Posted by Garth Herrick

She was an inspired and devout client, who quietly and piously lived out her years down-east along the blueberry coast of Maine.

Garth

Ah, that all our clients were like that.

[Tom Edgerton]

Guy and a dog go into a bar. Bartender says "Get out...we don't allow dogs!" Guy says, "But you don't understand. This is Travis, the Amazing Talking Dog." Bartender says, "Show me." Guy asks dog, "OK, Travis, what's on top of a house?" Dog answers, "RUUF!" Guy asks, "What's sandpaper feel like?" Dog answers, "RUUF!" Guy asks, "Who was the greatest baseball player ever?" Dog answers, "RUUF!" Bartender snorts, "Okay, that's enough of you two!" and pitches them both into the street.

Guy demands, "What happened??? How could you let me down this way???" Dog looks up and says, "Maybe I should have said Joe DiMaggio."

[Michael Fournier]

Tom It was a Boston Bar they don't like Ruth (or Ruuth) don't want to bring back the curse you know.