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What about jokes?
I'm resurrecting this topic to add some verbal jokes.
For your enjoyment:
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the painter of the commission, "Paint me wearing diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby brooch, and a gold Rolex."
"But you aren't wearing any of those things," the painter replied.
"I know," the woman said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
After his model -- Ambroise Vollard -- had posed for a portrait by Paul C
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