Mike,
That was good for more than a chuckle, that was good for an outright belly laugh. Sorry, though, that your local favorites did a number on you. You must do some diving, as those are prime diving locations. Not that I venture down under myself, but I used to work for a guy who was an avid diver and those were some of his favorite dive spots.
I did see your posts and pictures after I mailed you. Beautiful pictures, by the way. The bikini shot is lovely, she is quite a lovely model. Ok, no more POD jokes, we don't want him coming after you. Hope you are able to leave the house soon and I'd reconsider my local restaurant choices if I were you.
