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Naahh, jes funnin' ya, I didn't eat the dog. See, here he is, Aussie born, U.S. raised, sitting here right now in the wild TaiWest. Show-'n-tellin' him 'cause his name's "Matisse". Don't that beat all. Thought the breeder said he could paint. Found out she meant "pant". But he came with a good set o' brushes anyways.
Mangy cur did eat muh hat, though. Turned me agin him for a spell, but all's forgiven now. (He's better at that than people.)
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