10-29-2002, 07:48 PM
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FT Pro, Mem SOG,'08 Cert Excellence PSA, '02 Schroeder Portrait Award Copley Soc, '99 1st Place PSA, '98 Sp Recognition Washington Soc Portrait Artists, '97 1st Prize ASOPA, '97 Best Prtfolio ASOPA
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Location: Peterborough, NH
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Maybe if you wore the bikini, covered yourself with mustard, blueberries and emu feathers and stood on a box and sang "Row row row your boat" to the tune of the Nigerian national anthem they would take you seriously. Of course you'd need a catchy non-sequitur title for this work...how about something like "Baker's Dozen"?
I'd be willing to bet that you could collect the 20,000-pound Turner Prize next year and the critics would claim you to be a true genius.
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